Joseph Meissner Actor, Comedian
Overview
NationalityUnited States of America
LanguagesEnglish (mother tongue), English – American (mother tongue), English – British (fluent), French (basic), German (basic)
BornTexas, USA, United States of America
Age range35 - 50
Height182 cm
Ethnic typesAnglo-Saxon, Balkan, Germanic, Middle Europe/Caucasian, Scandinavian, Slavic/Eastern European, White
Place of residenceNew Orleans (United States of America)
MembershipsSAG-AFTRA (United States of America)
Contact
Skills/Talents
Languages English (mother tongue), English – American (mother tongue), English – British (fluent), French (basic), German (basic)
Dialects Cockney (good), England (East) (good), England (North East) (good), England (North West) (good), England (South East) (good), England (South West) (good), Ireland (Northern) - Ulster (good), Wales (good)
Accents American (native accent), American Midwest (native accent), American Southern States (native accent), American Western States (native accent), Texan (native accent), British (very good), Californian (very good), English (very good), London (very good), Mid-Atlantic (very good), New England (very good), New York (very good), Aberdeen (good), Australian (good), Austrian German (good), Bavarian (good), Belfast (good), Berlin (good), Canadian (good), Croatian (good), Danish (good), Derby (good), Devon (good), Dorset (good), Dublin (good), Dutch (good), East Anglian (good), East European (good), Edinburgh (good), French (good), Geordie (good), Georgian (good), German (good), German (Northern) (good), Glasgow (good), Gloucester (good), Hampshire (good), Irish (North) (good), Irish (South) (good), Irish RP (good), Italian (good), Kent (good), Kerry (good), Lancashire (good), Leeds (good), Leicester (good), Liverpool (good), Low-German (good), Manchester (good), New Zealand (good), Norfolk (good), Norwegian (good), Nottingham (good), Oxfordshire (good), Polish (good), Russian (good), Saxon (good), Scandinavian (good), Scottish (good), Scottish (Central) (good), Scottish (Standard) (good), Scottish (West Coast) (good), Sheffield (good), Somerset (good), South African (good), Sussex (good), Welsh (good), Welsh (Standard) (good), West Country (good), Yorkshire (good), French (Canadian) (basic), Highlands (basic), Hungarian (basic), Lanarkshire (basic), Portuguese (basic), Spanish (basic), Swabian (basic), Swiss (basic), Turkish (basic), Tuscan (basic)
Dance Dance theatre (good), Dance improvisation (basic), Dance training (basic), Disco (basic), Free dance (basic), Modern dance (basic), Musical (basic), Rock 'n' roll (basic), Salsa (basic), Waltz (basic)
Singing. Country (very good), Folk (very good), Musical (very good), Punk (very good), Stage singing (very good), Traditional folk (very good), A Cappella (good), Ballad (good), Modern (good), Pop (good), Pop song (good), Rock (good), Jazz (basic), Operetta (basic), Swing (basic), Yodelling (basic)
Vocal pitch / Dubbing voice Baritone
Musical instruments Guitar (good), Banjo (basic), Trombone (basic)
Sports Aerobics (very good), Athletics (very good), Boxing (very good), Gym (very good), Karate (very good), Kick Boxing (very good), Kung Fu (very good), Martial Arts (very good), Pilates (very good), Shooting (very good), Taekwondo (very good), Tai Chi (very good), Tai Chi Chuan (very good), Thai Boxing (very good), Weights (very good), Yoga (very good), Aikido (good), Archery (good), Canoe (good), Cycling (good), Horseback Riding (good), Jiu-Jitsu (good), Judo (good), Spinning (good), Stage fighting (good), Swimming (good), Sword Fighting (good), Acrobatics (basic), American Football (basic), Badminton (basic), Baseball (basic), Basketball (basic), Billiards (basic), Bowling (basic), Camel Riding (basic), Darts (basic), Fencing (basic), Fishing (basic), Golf (basic), Gymnastics (basic), Gymnastics (basic), Ice Skating (basic), Ice Skating (basic), Juggling (basic), Kayak (basic), Kendo (basic), Marathon (basic), Motorbiking (basic), Mountain Biking (basic), Mountaineering (basic), Parkour (basic), Pool (basic), Rafting (basic), Rings (basic), Rock Climbing (basic), Roller Blading (basic), Rollerskating (basic), Rowing (basic), Scuba Diving (basic), Skiing (basic), Soccer (basic), Table Tennis (basic), Tennis (basic), Trampoline (basic), Volleyball (basic), Water Skiing (basic), Windsurfing (basic)
Driving licences / Other permits Driver’s licence car
Other Skills Alexander Technique, Clown, Director, Improvisation, Narration, Pantomime, Poker, Stilt Walking, Storytelling, Stunts
Appearance
Age range 35 - 50
Height 182 cm
Build Athletic
Colour of eyes Blue
Colour of hair Grey
Twin No
Ethnic types Anglo-Saxon, Balkan, Germanic, Middle Europe/Caucasian, Scandinavian, Slavic/Eastern European, White
Training
The School for Theater Creators
Paola Colletto workshop in LeCoq Clown and Mask
The New Movement
5 Level Improv Training, The New Movement, New Orleans
Workcenter of Jerzy Grotowski and Thomas Richards
New York University's Tisch School of the Arts
Chekhov Workshop with Andre Gregory
Awards/Nominations
2014
Webby Honoree, Best Drama Webseries, Individual Episode (United States of America)
- Award
for Tim John / Least Favorite Love Songs
2011
Best Low-Budget Feature, WorldFest-Houston (United States of America)
- Award
for Matt / Flood Streets
2011
Best Director, Runner-Up, White Sands Film Festival (United States of America)
- Award
for Matt / Flood Streets
2011
Best Louisiana Narrative Feature, New Orleans Film Festival (United States of America)
- Award
for Matt / Flood Streets
2011
Best Picture, Action on Film Festival (United States of America)
- Award
for Matt / Flood Streets
CV CV - Television & Streaming CV - Film CV - Theatre
CV - Television & Streaming
2018
Gone
NBCUniversal
Network/Distributor: NBC
Crime, Thriller
Brad Turner
Directed by
Supporting Lead
2017
MacGyver
101st St Television
Network/Distributor: CBS
Television series
Action, Thriller
Stacey K. Black
Directed by
Karl Wiessler
Supporting Lead
2017
black-ish
ABC
Network/Distributor: ABC
Comedy
Beth McCarthy Miller
Directed by
Police Officer
Supporting Lead
2017
Outsiders
Network/Distributor: WGN
Action
Michael Trim
Directed by
Tobias Jager
Ongoing Role
2016
Quarry
Michael D. Fuller & Graham Gordy
Directed by
Officer Cupps
Guest Role
2014
Cryptid: The Swamp Beast
Ty Clancey
Directed by
Shed Owner
Guest Role
2013
Bonnie and Clyde
Bruce Beresford
Directed by
Police Chief
Guest Role
2013
Banshee
David Shickler & Jonathan Tropper
Directed by
Mikhail
Ongoing Role
2013
Least Favorite Love Songs
Helen Krieger
Directed by
Tim John
Lead
2012
Treme
David Simon & Anthony Hemingway
Directed by
Bar Mitzvah Dad
Guest Role
2012
Drop Dead Diva
Tim Matheson & Josh Berman
Directed by
Mo Harris
Guest Role
2012
Break Out Kings
Mel Damski, Matt Olmstead, Nick Santora
Directed by
Guard 3
Small Role
2010
Mayday! Bering Sea
Phillip Lott
Directed by
Lt. Steve Bonn
Lead
2008
The Librarian 3: Curse of the Judas Chalice
Jonathan Frakes
Directed by
Henchman
Small Role
CV - Film
2016
Dirt Road to Lafayette
Kenny Glenann
Directed by
Tired Out Guy
Supporting Actor
2015
The King of New Orleans
Chike Ozah & Coodie Simmons
Directed by
Jimmy
Supporting Actor
2013
Broken City
Allen Hughes
Directed by
Hotel Bartender
Small Role
2013
Swallow
Miceal Og O'Donnell
Directed by
Father
Member of Ensemble
2012
Dante and Minnie
Miceal Og O'Donnell
Directed by
Mr. Dillinger
Supporting Actor
2012
Mighty Fine
Debbie Goodstein
Directed by
Veterinarian
Supporting Actor
2011
Simple
Miceal Og O'Donnell
Directed by
Tony
Member of Ensemble
2011
Shattered
Imraan Ismail
Directed by
Harry
Lead
2011
Texas Killing Fields
Aimee Canaan Mann
Directed by
Uniformed Cop
Small Role
2011
Flood Streets
Harry Shearer
Directed by
Matt
Lead
2010
The Jack of Spades
Miceal Og O'Donnell
Directed by
Jack Spade
Lead
2008
The Proposal
Mike C. Ryan
Directed by
Roscoe
Lead
2004
Malachance
Gerardo Naranjo
Directed by
Street Fighter
Small Role
2003
Holding Patterns
PJ Raval
Directed by
Yellow
Lead
2000
100% Cotton
PJ Raval
Directed by
Gabe
Lead
CV - Theatre
2013
Michelangelo's Models
Michael Martin
Directed by
Michelangelo
Lead
2004
The Dancing Dwarf
Kathy Randels and Jay Hammons
Directed by
Man
Lead
2004
Venus, Vulcan & Mars
Kathy Randels and Jay Hammons
Directed by
Mars
Lead
2001
Wallpaper Psalm
Jason Neulander
Directed by
Robert
Lead
2000
Cry Pitch Carrolls
Jason Neulander
Directed by
Small Christus
Lead
1996
The Red Horse Animation
Lee Breuer
Directed by
The Red Horse
Lead
1995
Riga
William M. Hoffman
Directed by
Rev Fred Phelps
Member of Ensemble
